Alphabet reported Q2 net income of $112.1 billion on Tuesday, a figure that likely makes it the most profitable single quarter in public company history. EPS landed at $9.11, against a Wall Street consensus of $2.87. The beat was massive. So was the selloff that followed.

Almost none of that profit came from selling ads or cloud services. Nearly $99 billion flowed in as "other income," essentially unrealized and realized gains on equity stakes. Of the $9.11 EPS, $6.26 per share traced back to investment gains, not core operations.

SpaceX and Anthropic Did the Heavy Lifting

SpaceX went public in early June at a $1.77 trillion valuation. Alphabet held roughly a 6% stake, which had been worth a fraction of that when SpaceX was a private company valued around $400 billion just a year earlier. Alphabet's Q2 filing now shows $94.1 billion in SpaceX equity on the books, though $80 billion sits under short-term sale restrictions and another $14.1 billion is locked through Q3 2027.

Anthropic added more fuel. Its private-market valuation climbed from $350 billion to $965 billion during the same period. Alphabet has put $13.3 billion into Anthropic since April 2023 and has commitments of up to $30 billion more. Analysts have flagged a circular dynamic here: Anthropic agreed to purchase at least five gigawatts of compute from Google Cloud, which directly inflates the Cloud revenue numbers that investors celebrate, while Anthropic's rising valuation flows back to Alphabet as a paper gain. Tax consultant Robert Willens put it bluntly in April: "It's interesting that they're able to control or influence the value of one of their own assets."

On the operating side, Q2 revenue grew 24% to $119.8 billion. Google Cloud was the standout, up 82% in the quarter. CEO Sundar Pichai credited the company's "full stack approach to AI."

None of it stopped GOOGL from falling more than 7% after hours. Investors zeroed in on capital expenditure guidance, which Alphabet lifted to a range of $195 billion to $205 billion for 2026. At $317.68 heading into the session, the stock was down 7.14% following the earnings release. Record profit, record spending plan, and the market voted with its feet.

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